Ibiza town is a sultry city. It looks old but tastes new, it’s got style and finesse, without being pretentiously pretty… although it can be pretty pretentious. This is where the beautiful people of the world gather to party and by the end of the week look less pretty than when they came, and feel the need to indulge in a Disney movie or two to feel better about themselves and heal their chafed, raw souls when the party is over!

Head west of the town and you’ll follow a beach strip of happiness. This is the beach culminating in Playa d’en Bossa – one of the clubbing meccas of the island housing clubs like Space, Ushuaia, Sankey’s, Tantra Bar and Bora Bora beach bar. This is where the darlings of Ibiza spend their time, it’s less English tourist and more Italian babes in their tiny bikinis or 8-pack bearing boardies, drinking and dancing and playing to their heart’s content.

Head north of Ibiza town along the highway and you’ll come to Pacha, Amnesia and Privilege – three of Ibiza’s most insane clubs. On the northwest side of the island is San Antonio – another centre for basking, clubbing and partying – Es Paradis, Eden, Cafe Mambo, Cafe del Mar, Ocean Beach Club and Ithaca… this is the area of cheap booze and debauchery.

In short, there’s no way to go to Ibiza to party and be disappointed. And as we know the know about where to go, we can guarantee you a bloody good time. We’ll sort out your accommodation, food, and unlimited booze from 11am-11pm, plus we’ll organise discounted club entry at the top spots of the day. All you have to do is pack in your bathers, work on the shapes you’ll cut on the dance floor and possibly cut out those carbs for the beach body of your dreams.

If you want a little mythical magic on your trip, you can hire a scooter or quad bike and go adventuring along the many coastal roads to hidden bays and jumping cliffs and full moon hippie parties with bongo drums and fire dancers and hot Argentinian dread-locked bastard that will take you to heaven and back.

We can point you in the right direction and set you free and you can explore the other side of this haven of hedonism.

If there is one thing you do in life and one place you go before you die, this is it. This is the one. This is the unmissable.